Mr Shelton was born and raised in Leicester (more or less) and educated at Loughborough, Cambridge and Brighton. He now lives and works in Cambridge. He has been drawing and colouring in professionally since 1990 and, as yet, has not starved to death as a result. Mr Shelton believes that there is no time of the day or night when it is inappropriate to take a bath or to eat breakfast. Do not, under any circumstances, allow him to talk to you about pens.