<body> <p align="center"> Hello. My site was recently hacked and has thus been burned to the ground to remove all trace of spammy infection. A proper new site should be here in due course. Mr Shelton apologises for the inconvenience but advises that you can, in the meantime, read a book, take a lovely walk or have a nice cup of tea to provide alternative amusement.<br><br>Or you could even see if there are other websites on the Internet.</p> </body>